title: //h2[@class='title']
date: substring-before(//p[@class='meta'], '|')
body: //div[@class='story']
#body: //div[@class='article_body']

strip: //h2[@class='title']
strip: //p[@class='meta']
strip: //div[@class='ga_section']
strip: //div[@id='recent_slider']

test_url: http://www.theonion.com/articles/pathetic-bobcats-owner-again-regaling-players-with,27572/